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July 14, 2016
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Seth Troxler To Climb Kilimanjaro Naked

Seth Troxler is set to tackle Africa’s highest mountain, Kilimanjaro, tomorrow in a bid to raise $1 million in the name of a cure for brain cancer and the DJ has just upped the ante by announcing that he will be doing the entire climb naked.

Troxler has been involved in a long running feud with clothes and it now seems that the American DJ has cut his ties with them altogether after stating that he will “never get dressed again”.

“All I’ll be wearing on this climb is a nice pair of climbing boots and a smile,” claimed Troxler recently. “I’m done with clothes, both professionally and socially, my days of having chafed nuts and nipples are over, it feels so good to finally liberate myself from those nylon chains after so many years.”

“There’s nothing but a cold, refreshing, morning breeze and freedom for these bad boys from here on in,” he said while happily pointing at his exposed testicles. “And if you’ve got a problem with that you can take it up with my complaints department,” he added before turning around and showing us his ass. “Which is found right here.”

Troxler claims to be “completely at one with nature” since undressing for the last ever time earlier this week and believes that he will have no problem surviving in Kilimanjaro’s subzero temperatures without any clothes.

“I don’t got a problem with tents, hot cocoa or fires,” continued Troxler. “I’m hotter than a cat on a tin roof baby. I’ll be fine.”

If you’d like to help Seth out while still keeping your clothes on you can donate to his cause here.

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