In a tragic turn of events, a nineteen year old girl was left inconsolable on a night out after realising her iPhone storage was full.
Apprentice hairdresser Gemma Sparks from Cardiff, Wales, is said to have been “in absolute bits” after she tried to take a quick selfie in the girls toilets of Be At One only to find out her storage wouldn’t allow it. Security were immediately called to the scene as she went from “irate to aggressive to upset in a matter of seconds”, calling anybody with data, “selfish retards” and the “spawn of Satan”.
“This girl was a fucking looney, she was completely out of control,” claimed bar manager, Sarah Jones. “Initially we thought there had been a fight in the girls loos but it turns out it was just one girl and her phone. She was grabbing passers by asking to borrow their phones to upload a quick selfie to Instagram or send a short SnapChat story.”
“When they declined she started screaming and had to be restrained by four bouncers. We told her to delete some of her old pictures and videos to create some space, but that seemed to make her even worse. In the end we just had to kick her out.”
Wunderground managed to speak to Sarah following the incident, “I can’t believe it happened to me. All I wanted was to show the world how much fun I was having with my crazy mates, but fucking Apple wouldn’t let me.”
“Those dumbass pricks need to create more storage. I only have fifty thousand photos of myself on my phone – they should be able to accommodate at least three times this amount. I ended up sitting outside in the cold knowing the whole squad were inside getting drunk, taking selfies and videos. How do you think that made me feel? I am considering suing Apple for emotional distress.”
