A man who accidentally bought a thirty thousand pound coach while off his nut in Ushuaïa has been left relieved after claiming “it could have been worse, I could have bought around of drinks”.
David Little was left red faced and severely out of pocket after agreeing to buy the fifty eight seater coach on popular auction website eBay but has made the best of a bad situation and claims he will now “start a new chapter of his life” in the transport industry.
“I don’t know what the fuck I was doing,” revealed the Durham native earlier. “I’ve gotten myself into some pickles before but the worst trouble I’ve ever had with my phone in my hand was the time I accidentally sent my mum a dick pic from Creamfields, this is taking it to a whole new level.”
“I honestly can’t remember any of it, I was in Ushuaïa with about ten of my friends, they’ve said I spent a large portion of the day rolling around on the floor near the beds so I think it probably happened in my pocket,” continued Little. “Although, it wouldn’t be the first time I’ve massively over spent on something shit while off my tits, just last week I payed face value for David Guetta tickets after half a gary. I’m such a gullible mong some times.”
“But, you know what? I’m not going to let it ruin my holiday,” he said defiantly. “What’s done is done, I’ll just have to get on with it and I’ve been looking to change jobs for ages, hopefully this is the kick up the arse I needed. It could have been worse too, I could have bought a round of drinks for eleven people, that would have set me back an awful lot more than the thirty grand I forked out for the bus. I’m counting myself lucky.”
According to statistics, ten out of every ten people who go into Ushuaïa leave feeling like they have massively over payed for something they didn’t really want.
