It has been revealed that a drunk couple having an argument while on holiday were desperate to involve strangers in their row as a way to obtain the upper hand.
Thirty one year old Jenny Gold and her thirty five year old boyfriend, Steve Abrahams, had been at their hotel in Playa d’en Bossa, Ibiza, for less than an hour when things turned sour, with onlookers describing them as “the couple from hell” and “a right pair of chavvy cunts”.
“Although it was only eight a.m, they had clearly been drinking,” said forty seven year old Bob Hargreaves. “This is supposed to be a family hotel and these two animals made a mockery of the nice, relaxed, serene atmosphere. I thought that shit happened in San Antonio, not here?”
“I don’t quite know how it started but all I heard was her calling him a wanker and shouting that he was rubbish in bed. She threatened to go and get a flight home. Then she asked me if I could give her a lift to the airport to get away from ‘Mr Limp Dick’. I’ve never felt more uncomfortable in my life and believe me that takes some doing, as my mum forced me into ballet at fifteen where I was molested by my teacher, so I know a thing or two about uncomfortable environments.”
A separate passer-by, nineteen year old Lauren Cross, told us the following, “Every time she screamed at him, it was such a performance, it was like being at the theatre. She wanted an audience to see just how bad he was. In response, he would shout at her but attempt to make eye contact with anybody willing to look up, just to get a bit of back up. They were fucking awful.”
Wunderground managed to catch up with Jenny and Steve later that afternoon to find out what the fuss what about, “He left me sitting in reception on my own,” said an aggressive Jenny.
“I told her to come along but she wasn’t listening,” replied Steve. “All she wanted to do was sniff coke, that I paid for, and eye up the other blokes in the hotel. Don’t you think that’s out of order?”
“I wasn’t looking at anybody you fucking prick and I paid for half of that coke,” continued Jenny. “He’s a liar and I hate liars. Don’t you hate blokes who lie?” she asked.
Wunderground took a view to leave the happy couple to their own devices for the remainder of their holiday.
