Today: March 7, 2026
September 11, 2016
1 min read

Danny Tenaglia To Be Named The New Man In The Moon

According to NASA, American DJ Danny Tenaglia is set to be named as the new Man in the Moon.

Tenaglia rose to prominence in the late 90s after a release on the legendary Global Underground mix series and has since turned his attention to space exploration and researching the possibility of a moon colony.

Now it seems that the DJ’s hard work has paid off after NASA confirmed that he will be the first person to man their proposed Moon station.

“We’re delighted to have someone as dedicated to, and passionate about, colonising the moon as Danny on board for our inaugural mission,” confirmed a NASA spokesperson earlier today. “It’s really fitting for someone who has been out of this world throughout his musical career to be literally going out of this world in the name of science and space exploration.”

“Danny was the perfect choice,” claimed our source. “He’s already been to Space Ibiza and, with enough ketamine in you, the conditions there can be very similar to a zero gravity environment so we’re confident that he’ll settle in quite quickly.”

Tenaglia has yet to comment on the issue, although he has finished every set this summer with REM’s Man On The Moon and sources close to the DJ have revealed that he is “over the moon” with the appointment.

Previous Story

MDMA Sales Down 100000% In London Since Fabric Closed

Next Story

Taking Jacket Off Best Way To Fool Bouncers

Latest from Blog

DJ kink adds air fryer to studio setup

Kink Adds Airfryer To Live Setup

Much-loved Bulgarian House & Techno act, Kink, has this weekend added a Bosch Air Fryer to his live setup. “I fucking love it!” said KINK. “You can literally do anything with this