A lad who attended his very first rave is believed to have told friends he “didn’t have a fucking clue” what was going on, but was “loving life” nonetheless.
Twenty year old Ronnie Styles, from Oxford, England, is said to have got “bang on the pills and ket” at an illegal warehouse rave, referring to it as a “fucking surreal experience” and something he’d “definitely” like to do again.
“I spent eleven hours in a dark room chatting shit to random strangers and it felt fantastic,” Ronnie told us. “I was nervous about going but my pals convinced me to give it a try. Initially I thought the music was a bit repetitive and shit but after a few beers and taking some drugs, it all seemed to make perfect sense. The tunes started to sound spot on and everybody was just so bloody friendly so I just relaxed into it. By about two a.m. I think I’d added about three hundred people on Facebook and didn’t want the night to end.”
“I spent a long time in a deep chat with some bird,” continued Ronnie. “We covered the meaning of life, uni, Game of Thrones, Honey G, cats, YouTube, Take That going on tour, Joe Wick’s hair, Arsenal’s title challenge bound to be over by March, and how hot a curry should be. I swear she was the perfect girl. Apparently my mate found me in a bit of a pickle with no top on at six a.m. before we left. I have no idea how I got there or where my clothes went, but I’m sure it all made sense at the time. I can’t wait to go to another rave.”
Wunderground spoke with Ronnie’s friend, Kane, with regards to his first rave experience, “He was good as gold,” laughed Kane. “Before we went out, he told us he didn’t want to come along, didn’t want to take drugs and wouldn’t like the music. Twelve hours later he is house music’s biggest lover, considering buying some decks and won’t shut up about getting back on it next weekend. Safe to say he’s been converted.”
