Robin Thicke has today announced he is to bring legal action against pop star Miley Cyrus following the fall out of their duet performance at the MTV Video Music awards on Sunday night.
The steamy performance was the source of much criticism yesterday after Cyrus, 20, was seen twerking against Thicke’s, groin and rubbing his crotch with an over sized foam finger.
Since the infamous performance, at the Barclays Center, Brooklyn, a Wunderground exclusive has revealed that Cyrus planned the whole incident as a publicity stunt to impress certain members of the EDM community and help in her attempt to break onto the scene. “I wasn’t on drugs at all, I just wanted people to think I was. It was an act. I really want to break into the EDM scene.” claimed the We Cant Stop singer. It has also been reported by sources close to the former Disney star, that she has in fact, this morning, signed a lucrative deal with Steve Aoki‘s Dim Mak Recordings.
Thicke, pictured above casually committing an act of cannibalism, spoke of his ordeal, “At first I was so excited, I really thought Miley was into me or that she was so off her face that I’d at least get to bang her, it’s been nearly a week since I’ve banged a girl under 21 so naturally I was delighted. I stripped to my leopard skin thong and waited back stage for hours but she never showed up, I was devastated.”
“I was left so frustrated, it took six hookers just to get me back onto my feet. Then out of the blue I heard she said it was all a ploy to get onto some bullshit EDM tune. I cried all night. I felt so used and dirty and no matter how hard I tried I couldn’t scrub my self clean. That little bitch took me for a ride, she sexually harassed me and broke my heart, my achy, breaky heart, and now I’m going to take her to the cleaners,” explained a clearly traumatised Mr. Thicke, 36.
“This Steve Poki or Aoki or what ever the fuck his name is would want to watch his back too, nobody makes this Thicke look stupid.” he added.
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