In a bizarre turn of events, David Guetta’s legal team have today threatened to take legal action against the pop superstar.
Representatives from the Parisian based, Lu Cont, law firm have indicated that the threat has come about because of a large bill which Mr. Guetta is refusing to pay.
A source inside the firm spoke of the impending case, “Mr. Guetta has become extremely paranoid recently, because of this he has had us chasing down people and sending legal documents for little or no reason. We are not in the charity business and our time is extremely valuable,”
“This year alone Mr. Guetta has tried to sue over two hundred other David Guettas for copyright infringements, we tried to explain to him that you can not sue someone for having the same name as you but he insisted on us starting legal proceedings,” explained the layer.
“He also tried to sue a random man for apparently saying his hair ‘looked a bit gay’ in a petrol station rest room. There was also an incident in a London kebab shop when he ordered a Coke and got a Pepsi, he tried to have the place shut down,” he said vehemently.
“He even tried to sue the condition of chorophobia after the Wunderground article. He thought that its existence was somehow to blame for him looking stupid. The list goes on like this, he’s totally self obsessed and I think he’s losing his mind,” he said while trying to fake concern.
“Mr. Guetta’s bill is now seven figures, he has refused to pay on numerous occasions and we are left with no alternative but to bring a legal case against him,” he concluded.
Mr. Guetta, pictured above trying to figure out whether or not his Grammy award called him a tosser, has so far refused to comment.
