David Morales Astounds Scientists With His Immunity To The Common Cold Despite Being Topless For 30 Years

World famous DJ, David Morales, was the marvel of the scientific community this week when it emerged that despite not having worn an upper body garment for 30 years he has never caught a cold.

The news has excited scientists in the Department of Immunology at Pittsburgh University who believe that David’s immunity to the common cold could save millions of lives each year.

“It’s such an exciting find,” confessed lead researcher Brian Coxsmith,” to think that by the study of Mr. Morales we might be able to one day eradicate the common cold, save millions of lives and reallocate much needed funds to other areas of research. It’ll be a massive human achievement.”

“Mr. Morales has been exposed to all kinds of temperature extremes in his career as a DJ who performs all over the world. The fact that he has done all of that while topless and has never caught a cold is simply astounding.”

Mr. Morales claims to have not worn an upper torso garment since a traumatic incident in his 20s, “Well it’s still a little difficult to talk about even 30 years later, “claimed Mr. Morales, “but wearing any kind of top or t-shirt makes me feel horribly claustrophobic.”

“It started when I was trying on a tight fitting turtle neck one afternoon and I guess I wasn’t paying attention and I inadvertently put my head through the sleeve hole instead of the neck hole,” the DJ explained.

“Because it was a turtle neck I couldn’t tell the difference between holes and kept pushing until I became jammed…I cried for help but no-one could hear my muffled yells through the rich fabric,” said Mr. Morales.

“I was stuck in that dressing room for 45 minutes,” admitted a tearful Mr. Morales. “I should have been more careful but I just wanted that turtle neck so bad.”

Dr. Coxsmith commended Mr. Morales on his bravery and offered some of the initial theories for Mr. Morales immunity that have been circulating around the scientific world.

“At this early point we can only speculate as to what is causing Mr. Morales aversion to the common cold in spite of him having not worn even a t-shirt since 1983. There’s a possibility that he has a genetic predisposition that offers him immunity to the virus,” offered Dr. Coxsmith.

Other less mainstream theories have also begun being offered such as one which speculates that because Mr. Morales’s chest and upper body is so tightly shaved it creates a millimeters thin aerodynamic barrier between Mr. Morales and any potential pathogens.

Or another theory which offers that what appears to be Mr. Morales upper body is actually a sophisticated muscle suit that covers Mr. Morales actual, much skinnier, upper torso. Or, finally, and most strangely, there is the theory which scientists are treating as “moderately unlikely” that Mr. Morales is a somewhat benign pirate wizard whose earring and medallion makes him impervious to illness.