American house veteran, DJ Sneak, has had the unfortunate experience of being caught in a Twitter shit storm.
The rare meteorological event occurred just weeks after fellow Twitter loudmouth, Deadmau5, announced that he was quitting the social network site. In the time since the Canadian DJ’s untimely announcement, Sneak has embarked on a one man mission to fill the gaping -man in oversized mouse head gear – shaped hole left in the Twitter community by barraging unsuspecting users with a tirade of abuse.
It seems that nobody is safe from Sneak’s foul mouthed attacks, after he launched into a rant aimed at eleven year old Chicago, Illinois, resident, Grace Keenan. The young girl, a dedicated Girl Scout, tweeted about an upcoming cookie sale, which will see her calling from door to door in the DJ’s neighborhood.
Also on Sneak’s lengthy Twitter hit list was twenty four year old medical student, Alex Rossiter, who had tweeted about his ongoing Movember campaign in aid of men’s health awareness.
Canadian shit storm expert, Jim Lahey, explained the once in a lifetime occurrence. “Up until now the Twitter shit storm has really just been a theoretical phenomenon. I really can’t believe that I’m lucky enough to have been alive when the first storm struck,” he enthusiastically explained.
“To keep it simple, a Twitter shit storm happens when somebody who is totally full of shit and hot air, like DJ Sneak, gives an unnecessary amount of shit to unsuspecting account holders,” continued Mr. Lahey. “This huge increase in shit levels creates what’s known in the meteorological industry as a, Shitus Cumulus, basically a giant shit cloud,” he added.
“Shit clouds ultimately lead to shit blizzards, leaving everyone involved completely covered in shit,” he claimed. “It must have been a really traumatic experience for DJ Sneak, I mean sure the smell must have been a slight improvement but not even a massive ‘two girls one cup’ fan like him wants to be covered head to toe in shit,” he empathetically assumed.
This Twitter shit storm is one of only two known incidences where fecal matter has been produced outside of the lower intestine, the other being everything that has ever been released on Steve Aoki‘s Dim Mak record label.
