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British electronic band, The Future Sound Of London, often abbreviated to FSOL, have shocked fans by revealing that their sound is no longer futuristic and admitted that if you were to listen

In quite possibly the most significant revelation of the year, the demented electronic music producer Anklepants has been outed as day time TV dickhead Jeremy Kyle. Kyle, best known for his work

Apple have today announced that they are set to venture into the world of digital DJing with the release of the iProg, a brand new, state of the art EDM controller. Limited

Shocking news emerging from America this morning has revealed that Political Correctness has been committed to a mental institution. Sources close to Political Correctness have revealed that the ideology suffered a total

Tonight’s World Cup Final is set to disrupt thousands of men’s Sunday comedown routine of eating pizza, wanking and drinking themselves to sleep. An evening kick off has ensured that the climax

The state of Colorado has announced a massive fifteen percent reduction in the popularity of EDM since the legalisation of Marijuana earlier this year. Colorado’s Governor, John Hickenlooper, also announced major reductions

A newly hired promo worker with absolutely no experience who nevertheless considers herself a promoter has slammed the clubbing industry by claiming that “everyone’s a promoter these days”. Twenty year old Aishling

Rumours are emerging in the electronic music industry suggesting the Stanton Warriors and Steve Lawler’s Viva Warriors are set to face off in a New York City street brawl. Tension has been

In exciting new for the world of entomology, scientists at Miami’s American Beard Research Association or ABRA have announced that they have discovered a brand new species of insect living in Steve