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A man on pills at a house has reportedly spent nine hours trying to figure out the lyrics of a warped vocal in one of his favourite house tracks, only to be

According to Wunderground sources, the world’s favourite dead gorilla, Harambe, is to feature on the Gorillaz’s new album. Reports suggest that a previously unheard recording of Harambe performing a Nina Simone vocal

The new British five pound note has been declared a “wonder note” after it’s ability to play music was exposed by everyone on the internet. A series of videos showing the notes

In what is being described as the most significant landslide victory of all time, the German public have voted to replace religion with techno. So far, Germany’s Techno Referendum has gone by

A young Scottish man has described his first day in a new job as the “best day ever” after suffering sexual harassment at the hands of a number of older women in

Leaked documents from the Ministry of Defence have confirmed plans to attack London nightclubs using drones in the event of any further drug related deaths. A contingency plan for Operation Zero Craic

The horrendous act of slut shaming is now a major turn on for guys, according to Wunderground sources. The latest research shows that the average male is one hundred percent more attracted

H.P. Baxter, frontman of German hardcore dance group Scooter, has confirmed that he is still “hyper hyper” after being diagnosed with ADHD. Baxter, who was back in the UK to collect his

Online music retailer Beatport have announced that they are selling off all of their remaining liquid drum and bass by the gallon. According to Beatport spokesperson Annie Chewns, the demand for liquid

Latest statistics released by the World Statistic Organisation, or the WSO, have confirmed that “getting on the bag” is now the world’s most popular pastime. According to Martha Badgerarse, a spokesperson for