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According to music aristocracy, tracks that are released exclusively on vinyl sound approximately ten times better to pretentious ears. Count William Cuthbert of Techno claims that he only buys limited edition, vinyl

A man who brought a chip van to a rave in an attempt to make money has admitted that he had absolutely no idea what he was doing. Steven Murphy claims that

The world of dance music has been thrust into disbelief this afternoon after a DJ decided against starting his own record label. Spencer Davies, a.k.a. 6th Spence, shocked his peers by claiming

The man who was single handedly responsible for shuffling has been found stomped to death in the English countryside. Martin Choufleur’s body was discovered in a wooded area of The Lake District,

According to reports from the countryside, a news reporter in the south of England has mistaken a festival campsite for a refugee camp. Anne Burrows, who was reporting for a local TV

In a surprising move by the World Heritage Association, or the WHA, alcohol is set to be officially named as the eighth wonder of the world. The decision was made earlier this

A female DJ who slept with a fan has been labeled a “slut” by a male DJ, who is widely regarded to as “a legend” due to his promiscuity with females who

The world’s first ever cocaine free wedding is set to take place in a remote region of south western Ireland this September. The wedding, set to take place in the stunning surrounds

An idiot from northern England has made the humdrum claim to have a PhD in banter from the University of Life. Brian Nichols, a twenty seven year old green grocer’s assistant from

A techno producer has been left frustrated by a newly purchased modular synth, claiming that he would need a degree in thermodynamics to be able to use it. Mark Kite, an Irish