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A heavy metal fan in Northampton, England, has reportedly bought two tons of steel from a Chinese steel works in, what is being described as, the biggest thing to happen to heavy

A man who nobody can understand has left an entire room of people at a house party confused after saying “it’s peng and ting innit mandem”. Eyewitness Steve Cooper claimed he “didn’t

An Englishman has today admitted that he only bought a ticket for an upcoming festival as an excuse to dress like an absolute twat for the weekend. Martin Davies, a thirty two

Tech house supremo Daley Padley, a.k.a. Hot Since 82, has shocked fans the world over be revealing the inspiration behind his stage name was actually the weather forecast in Saudi Arabia. Padley,

In a strange turn of events, a group of super-strong ecstasy tablets in America have issued a statement warning citizens about a batch of dangerous cops currently circulating around the country. Pill

In breaking news from Ibiza, a girl who said she had a great time in DC10 and loved the place secretly hated the experience she had there. Annabel Smith, a twenty three

According to the International Standards Institution of Songs, or ISIS, songs with words in them are now officially for girls. The announcement was made late yesterday evening at the ISIS Annual General

The latest statistics from the dance music industry suggest that all DJ sets will contain at least one classic trance track by early next year. The inclusion of a classic trance track,

According to experts, soap bar hash numbers have reached an all time low and the drug has now been placed on the endangered drugs list. Leading drug officials have claimed that the