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According to the latest research, modern teenagers can not tell the difference between a podcast and a radio show. In a pool of two hundred thirteen to sixteen year olds, only seven

A local promoter who recently threw a party which ten people attended has been heard claiming that the night was “off the hook”. Alan Bishop, a part time promoter and full time

A man who has been collecting his own piss in jars for the last ten years has announced that he plans to open a craft beer brewery in the near future. Iain

Statistics released by the World Sneeze Federation have revealed that approximately seventy five percent of sneezes now contain traces of cocaine. A survey carried out on ten thousand discarded tissues from the

According to the NHS, cocaine is now responsible for one in three unplanned pregnancies in the United Kingdom. Sammy Ellis, a twenty seven year old single mum of three from Glasgow Scotland,

The ongoing world wide search for legendary DJ Seb Fontaine was put on hold this morning after police in Ibiza discovered the forty five year old hidden in secret compartments inside the

Showering while on site at a music festivals has officially been declared cheating, according to one smelly festival crusty. Thirty eight year old Phil T. Hoare claims that you “can’t embrace the

Arguably the world’s greatest footballer, Lionel Messi, has claimed “amnesia” after being sentenced to twenty one months in jail over tax avoidance. The Barcelona player seemed nonplussed in the dock this morning

Legendary Ibiza nightclub Amnesia have opened up their brand new rooftop terrace, exclusively to local police. Amnesia, known as the favourite party destination of the Spanish police, have reaffirmed their long running