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Hillary Clinton’s popularity has soared massively this week after the politician called American DJ and producer Diplo a “cunt”. Clinton made the well received insult, which was heard by millions of people

A man who just buried both his parents is having trouble updating his social media accounts because he is unsure which emoji shows how he’s feeling. Peter Swan, who lost both of

A man with a serious underbite has today revealed that he is constantly being confused for someone on pills. Bernard Gallagher, a hand model from London’s Croydon area, claims that his underbite

A man who was awake for the majority of the weekend snorting cocaine has apparently blamed his runny nose on seasonal hay fever. Twenty six year old office temp Barry Holmes was

The hunt for a missing pair of wellies at Glastonbury has now entered its seventh day, according to the Avon and Somerset Constabulary. The wellies, a pair of green Dunlop size 9s,

A man who attempted to bring a nail clippers into last week’s Glastonbury festival was reportedly arrested and labeled a danger to society by the Avon and Somerset Constabulary. According to police

Iconic Ibiza party spot DC10 has announced that they are set to remove all of the club’s walls in a bid to reduce overcrowding issues. Spokesperson for the club Andy Rodrigues claimed

Breaking news from Ibiza this morning suggests that a vegan has refused to take a pill that was emblazoned with a dove logo. The vegan, who has been described as “preachy and

A man who commented “Darude – Sandstorm” on one of his friend’s Facebook statuses has been awarded with a prestigious comedy writing award. Pete Hoffmann was presented the Thurber Prize for American

UKIP leader Nigel Farage has today unveiled his party’s three year plan to turn the UK into a kip. Farage, best known for his ratty face and cuntish behaviour, unveiled the plans