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Techno DJs all over the world are reportedly learning to speak German before learning to beatmatch in an attempt to further their career. According to sources, non German speaking techno DJs now

One of the world’s leading scienticians has claimed that a mummified two hundred year old Buddhist monk, which was discovered in Mongolia in early 2015, is not dead but just in a

Caitlyn Jenner has today announced that she is due to play a number of DJ gigs at Las Vegas’s ultra-cool Hakkasan nightclub. The announcement has been met with criticism from sections of

A survey carried out on EDM fans in America has sensationally revealed that a staggering 90% of them still pronounce Deadmau5’s name as Deadmau-five. Canadian Deadmau5, real name Joel Zimmerman, has been

EDM jester Steve Aoki has reportedly suffered third degree burns to his hands after attempting to throw hot pancakes at a group of unsuspecting passersby in a London shopping center. Aoki was

Following on from his critically acclaimed Boiler Room set filmed in his local chip shop, Bristol based DJ Eats Everything has reportedly begged We Are FSTVL organisers to let him play his

A list recently released by Forbes Magazine showing the world’s twenty richest DJs has been found to contain no actual DJs at all. The list, headed up by Calvin Harris with a

A teacher in Liverpool, England, has reportedly been arrested after making one of his pupils do one hundred lines while keeping him in detention. Peter Neville was told to clear his desk

A recent survey carried out in Scotland’s major cities has revealed that ninety nine percent of the country’s population have absolutely no idea where the slam tent is. The survey asked ten

A man who claims he only smokes when he drinks is reportedly drinking for the five hundredth consecutive day. Andrew Hamilton is believed to have been living in denial since deciding to