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A new tent which has been designed specifically for festivals and has been hailed a “super tent” will actually suck your dick while you sleep, manufacturers have revealed. The tent, called the

According to a recent survey, the saxophonist playing a saxophone set in a nightclub is the only person actually enjoying the set. The survey’s results indicated that most of the other people

A Glasgow smack head has surprised everyone around him by actually spending the 50p he just begged off a passer by on a cup of tea. Smack head Rab McGuinness had been

Legendary BBC Radio One presenter Pete Tong’s voice is now available for illegal download on the popular file sharing website Zippyshare. Tong, best known for being rhyming slang for the word ‘wrong’,

An alcoholic who tragically passed away late last night, revealed that his only regret in life was only buying six cans instead of eight earlier that day, moments before he died. Peter

Miley Cyrus has announced that she is about to send her “lady flaps” into space in an attempt to raise her intergalactic profile. The former Hannah Montana star claimed that Earth isn’t

A dealer who was selling pills for the bargain price of £8 each was lying about not having any change, it has emerged. The thrifty dealer, who was operating from a secret

A young DJ who has enjoyed some moderate success has made a ten year plan in which he is mostly focusing on getting smashed and fucking groupies. Peter Jenkins (20) came up

Shots have been fired between Green Velvet and Cajmere after the former accused the later of being boring and claimed his set at Leeds’s Mint Festival would be “flat and shitty”. Despite

A drug dealing ice cream man from Blackpool, England, has expressed his disbelief at the demand for flake in the seaside resort this summer. Peter Berkley is nearing the end of his