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Alright you gang of tarts? It’s Danny Dwyer here again and this is the last time I’m going to be talking to you about Sonus Festival so you better pay attention to

Social media website, Instagram, has announced that it is now too old for EDM as it approaches its fifth birthday in October of this year. The website moved to ban the EDM

Cecil the Lion has been found alive and well at his home in Hwange National Park, Zimbabwe, after what he describes as an epic six weeks on the session. Fears were aroused

Suara label boss and cat lover, Coyu, has claimed that he will never go to the dentist again after learning that Cecil the lion was shot and killed by dentist Walter Palmer.

A confused Irish teenager has injured his face after trying to wash himself with an ounce of soapbar hash. Jordan O’Neill, a seventeen year old leaving cert student, was left with cuts

A man in Denver, Colorado, has started a crowdfunding campaign to buy the rights to all of will.i.am’s music and destroy it forever. Jack Carthy started the campaign on the popular crowdfunding

People who regularly inhale nitrous oxide are ninety percent more likely to shart themselves on nights out, it has emerged. The news will be a worrying development for hundreds of thousands of

Danny Dwyer here again, time to open your ears for another piece of festival information that’s more precious than a fist sized lump of gold made out of diamonds. This time we’re

Martin Garrix has announced that he is to have a brand new state of the art security system fitted to his tree house after burglars broke in and stole a number of

A worldwide warning has been issued today after evidence of a global dickhead epidemic emerged overnight. Local authorities are advising people to be cautious as the international number of dickheads has soared