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Deep House Fans Don't Know Deep House

Deep House Fans Unable To Identify Deep House

In a recent study conducted by The Institute for the Preservation of Integrity in Sound and Science (iPISS) researchers have concluded that nearly every self-proclaimed fan of Deep House cannot identify Deep
February 8, 2015
K-heads Are Just Sleepy

Ketamine Users “Just Really Tired”

Negativity surrounding the usage of popular psychedelic drug ketamine has been dismissed this week after pro-ketamine pressure group SPANK (Society for Prevention of Aggression and Negativity to Ketheads) issued a statement defending
February 1, 2015

EDM Revealed To Be CIA Plot

The clubbing community reacted with shock today as the ripples created by recent revelations surrounding sub-pop music genre ‘EDM’ were felt across the world. The news that EDM has in fact been
January 24, 2015

Fabric To Become Wetherspoon’s Pub

Labyrinthine sexual harassment theme park ‘Fabric’ has been sold to dystopian beer merchant J.D. Wetherspoon, who say they see “massive potential” in the club. Regular Fabric raver Hannah Yates, who’s been using
November 30, 2014
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