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The National Health Service have today confirmed to us that the market leader in professional sound systems, FUNKTION-ONE & BUPA have come up with a new Scheme to provide sound into all

In a recent study conducted by The Institute for the Preservation of Integrity in Sound and Science (iPISS) researchers have concluded that nearly every self-proclaimed fan of Deep House cannot identify Deep

Conrad Hilton, the younger, spottier, equally spoiled brother of “Self Proclaimed Superstar DJ” Paris, made headlines yesterday after claiming that his recent aggressive behaviour aboard a BA Flight was a result of

Negativity surrounding the usage of popular psychedelic drug ketamine has been dismissed this week after pro-ketamine pressure group SPANK (Society for Prevention of Aggression and Negativity to Ketheads) issued a statement defending

The clubbing community reacted with shock today as the ripples created by recent revelations surrounding sub-pop music genre ‘EDM’ were felt across the world. The news that EDM has in fact been

The matter-of-fact lyrics to the latest rap sensation were written by the celebrity chef turned international cocaine ambassador, it has emerged. Filming of the video also took place in a kitchen owned

The guy lining your eardrum with hot spit while you’re trying to enjoy yourself is bound by a strange compulsion he’s also unable to explain. Matt French, who has a creeping sense

Hollywood executives have optioned the life story of candyfloss house producer and children’s entertainer ‘Deadmau5’. The film will tell the story of the producer’s struggle to gain acceptance from the musical community

Labyrinthine sexual harassment theme park ‘Fabric’ has been sold to dystopian beer merchant J.D. Wetherspoon, who say they see “massive potential” in the club. Regular Fabric raver Hannah Yates, who’s been using

Renowned filth merchants and all round general dirt-cups, Tiga and Prince, are set to team up on a song which may become known as the most sexually explicit of all time. The