Nathon Woodhead

Man Who Spiked Himself With Date Rape Drug Hoping To Get Laid Is “An Idiot”, Claims Judge

A man who spiked himself with rohypnol, also known as the “date rape drug”, has been referred to as an “idiot” by a judge, following a two day trail. Thirty one year

October 6, 2016

Man Claiming To Be On “Best Behavior” Secretly Has 5 Grams Of Coke In Pocket

A man who promised he would be on his “best behaviour”, while at his girlfriend’s mum’s fiftieth birthday party, is believed to secretly have five grams of coke in his pocket and

October 5, 2016

“Sit Down” At Rave Goes Wrong As Ket Heads Take Three Hours To Get Back Up

A fun ‘sit down’ attempt at a rave has gone horribly wrong for everybody involved, after ninety five per cent of the dance floor failed to get back to their feet, due

October 5, 2016

Man Who Said He’d “Retire At 30” Still Down The Front At 38

A man who said he’d retire from going to raves when he turned thirty has been spotted down the front of a Carl Cox set, out of his nut, at thirty eight

October 4, 2016

Eric Prydz And Cirez D Involved In Onstage Fist Fight

Legendary DJ Eric Prydz has been involved in an onstage fist fight with the lesser known Cirez D, claiming he has been stealing his musical ideas. Forty year old Prydz, who has

October 3, 2016

Man Who Referred To Carl Cox As “Boring” Set To Be Crucified At Sunset

A man who referred to Carl Cox as “boring” is set to be crucified for blasphemy, at sunset, on the sunset strip of Ibiza, in front of thousands of angry Cox fans.

October 3, 2016

Man Listening To Music “Annoyed” It Hasn’t Answered His Problems

A man with a “shit load” of problems is believed to be “annoyed” that music didn’t answer any of them, despite what he was told in a house tune he’d heard earlier

October 2, 2016

Man Who Brought Glowsticks To A Techno Event Put On Naughty Step

A man has been left “absolutely speechless” after being put on the naughty step at a techno event for glowsticks with him. Twenty one year old American Brad Brady is believed to

October 2, 2016

Ibiza Ticket Seller Honestly Your Friend And Not Only After Your Money

After participating in a conversation outside a bar in Playa d’en Bossa, Ibiza, two holiday goers were said to believe that the man they bought tickets from was “definitely their friend” and

October 1, 2016

Ibiza

Man Found On Opposite Side Of Pub To His Jaw After Line Of Banging Coke

A man has been found on the opposite side of the pub to his jaw after sniffing a monstrous line of “banging” cocaine. Thirty one year old Paul Curtis, from Dartford, England,