Eric Prydz And Cirez D Involved In Onstage Fist Fight

Legendary DJ Eric Prydz has been involved in an onstage fist fight with the lesser known Cirez D, claiming he has been stealing his musical ideas.

Forty year old Prydz, who has single handedly kept Sweden’s reputation in music afloat, despite fellow countrymen, Avicii, Alesso, Steve Angello, Axwell and Sebastian Ingrosso doing their utmost to destroy it, is said to have been “fucking furious” with Cirez D, accusing him of “theft” and “copyright infringements”.

“I’ve had enough of Cirez,” announced Prydz. “It’s as though he has a window into my mind and steals my thoughts and ideas. He was lurking around the DJ booth at my set in Miami last weekend so I took the opportunity to punch him in the face. He is a hard cunt so took it well but that’s when I proper laid into him. We rolled around for a bit but I caught him with an uppercut which finished him off. That’s the last time he steals my work.”

Wunderground spoke to Jez McIlroy who witnessed the whole on stage incident, “It was crazy,” he told us. “Prydz was killing it with his set and just as he dropped Opus it turned a bit sour. He started screaming at himself and before I knew it he had himself in a headlock. Initially we thought it was some type of expressive dance. You know what DJ’s are like these days; standing on the decks, throwing things at people, doing stage dives, it all goes on, so the crowd embraced it until we saw blood.”

“We assumed it was as act,” continued Jez. “However he ended up punching himself in the face and breaking his own nose. Security were called but reluctant to split up a fight consisting of one person.”

Cirez D is yet to make an official statement.