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The lads, as they collectively refer to themselves, have now begun snorting cinnamon in the kitchen for a laugh as the drugs have all run out. “We’re bone dry,” explained 27-year-old clubber

Online music store Beatport has today decided to abandon any attempt to correctly label genres. In an online press release a Beatport marketing exec, Frank Howard, said “fuck it” and explained that

A young clubber has admitted that he pretends he’s familiar with obscure dance music tracks just to fit in with his DJ friends. 26-year-old Grimbsy resident, Kevin Peters, who admits his knowledge

A Manchester girl has today failed to secure a job after arriving to the interview still wearing her ket spoon from attending a deep house rave the previous night. 24-year-old Samantha Hynes,

Up the front to the left of the DJ is the best part of the dancefloor, it has been revealed. A conglomeration of international dance music fans all agreed that the front

Keen to capitalise on the ironic internet popularity of classic banger Sandstorm by Darude, American singer and actress Bette Midler will release an Avicii-produced acoustic version ahead of a special comeback show

A report released by the Family Institute has today revealed that an ever increasing number of young couples are postponing having children so they can continue to go clubbing every weekend. “Some

All of your co-workers in your real job are laughing behind you back every time you make the claim that you’re a DJ, it has emerged. Considering your bi-weekly Traktor sets at

Warehouses used to be places where stuff was made and stored before they became venue for raves, a shocking study has revealed. Pointing to the massive amount of space, old industrial equipment,

Prominent DJing tech companies Pioneer and Technics are set to merge to form a new company, PyroTechnics, it has been revealed. The merger was revealed at an exclusive press conference this afternoon