Tiësto To Give Up DJing Following Netherlands World Cup Defeat
Dutch EDM star Tiësto is set to give up DJing after Netherlands were dumped out of the World Cup on penalties last night. The DJ, famous for abandoning trance music for a
Rogue Deep House Bass Line Killing Dolphins Off Ibiza Coast
An underwater air bubble containing a rogue deep house bass line is wreaking havoc all along the Balearic coast and has so far claimed the lives of nine dolphins. The bodies of
“Vinyl DJs Better At Stimulating The Clitoris” Claims Woman
A young woman, who has had an opportunity to directly compare the sexual performances of both digital and vinyl DJs, has claimed that vinyl only DJs are vastly superior in their ability
“Disclosure Are Actually Jedward In Disguise” Claims Source
Shocking allegations have today emerged which claim that current UK garage revivalists and crossover stars Disclosure are actually failed Irish pop act Jedward in disguise. The rumours claim that the duo are
Jealous Support DJ Kicked Off Stage After Playing “Overly Banging” Warm-Up Set
A support DJ was roughly removed from the stage of Manchester nightclub Sound Control this weekend after becoming jealous of the headline DJ and playing what punters have described as “an unnecessarily
Scientists Pinpoint Root Cause Of Hangovers To Mysterious Substance Called “Alcohol”
Scientists have today announced a radical new discovery which they claim uncovers one of mankind’s greatest mysterious – why do we get hangovers. The announcement suggests that hangovers, rather than being a
Dash Berlin Changes Name To “Dash Mexico City” Because That’s Where His Facebook “Fans” Are Based
Dutch EDM star Dash Berlin has today decided to change his name to Dash Mexico City in light of the fact that the Mexican capital is nominally where all his Facebook fans
Doctors Offering Serotonin Injections To Ravers Coming Down Off Ecstasy
A report from the Academy of Sciences has emerged which claims that doctors will begin offering serotonin injections to anyone who has partaken of MDMA or ecstasy during the previous weekend. Serotonin
Universal Music & SoundCloud Copyright The Entire Spectrum Of Sound
Music giants Universal Music have today announced a team up with online streaming service SoundCloud to make the stunning purchase of the entire spectrum of sound by copyrighting everything that the human
Steve Aoki Discovers Radical New DJing Technique Called “Live Mixing”
American EDM performer Steve Aoki has today claimed to be responsible for ushering in a new era in EDM after inventing a whole new approach to DJing performance which he has tentatively