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A one night stand has reportedly left a young woman horribly infected with a bad case of being a slut, according to doctors in charge of the fallen woman’s care. Jessie Lambkin

The epidemic of people looking for attention online has now spread to everyone on the planet warn experts who insist that by 2025 everyone will be andogynous selfie taking machines that talk

A homesick DJ has today cancelled all of his upcoming gigs after becoming mortally depressed having spent so much time away from his personal studio. “It’s hard being a touring DJ and

World renowned music technology manufacturers Native Instruments have today stepped up their ambition to turn everyone alive into a DJ by releasing a special pill which they claim has the power to

The updated Roland bass synth series has today been recalled from stores worldwide after a Chinese man has died following what has been described as an “eight day beat making super binge”

Audience members at a recent “gig” by hotel heiress Paris Hilton got a nasty surprise when Paris was revealed to be using fake robotic arms to pretend she was DJing until they

Richie Hawtin today revealed the unique new stage show that he will be using for his upcoming live Plastikman dates to coincide with the release of the new Plastikman album – a

A young techno fan lost his battle with what has been described as virulent strain of embarrassment after mistakenly attending an EDM gig believing it to be a credible dance music event.

Reports emerging from Toronto are suggesting that Canadian EDMer Deadmau5’s famous Nyan Cat Ferrari is expected to be bought this week by some other idiot in search of a vacuous status symbol.

Justin Grimly, a 39 year old raver from Liverpool, has today made the decision to push back his clubbing retirement age to 45 instead of hanging up his dancing shoes at 40