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Egotistical EDM star Afrojack is reportedly keeping himself in a state of cat-like readiness in case he is presented with an opportunity to loudly trumpet his own greatness. Some of the subtle

Canadian EDM star Deadmau5 has today hit back at claims that his recent acquisition of a pair of shorts and jacket worn by David Hasselhoff on the set of the popular 90s

Dutch DJ Tiësto was last night removed from the decks at popular Miami nightclub, Mansion, after accidentally playing classic trance instead of commercial EDM because, according to the club, “it is a

A local drug pusher has today released ambitious plans to put his unique approach to marketing into a book which will contend that peer pressure is a highly effective way to market

A performing monkey has today been awarded with a lucrative residency in one Las Vegas’s top nightclubs after wowing punters with his unique skills on the decks. The monkey, an African chimpanzee

A new initative aimed at curbing the amount of ditsy parents bringing face painted naked toddlers to festivals looks set to take off this summer and completely devastate the numbers of kids

The deep house genre has today come out and told Dutch trance and EDM superstar Tiësto that there’s no room for him to work in the genre claiming “we’re full thanks”. “There’s

A young man is believed to be dead after a freak wanking incident saw him wreak havoc on his unsheathed penis. Reports claim that the young man, who had gone upwards of

A young techno fan has released a statement to the press which he believes will adequately indicate how excited he is to be up the front raving his balls off to banging

Police in Preston have been left red faced after closing down a hard house rave under the mistaken belief that the gathering of 300+ hard house fans was in fact a race