“Peer Pressure Is A Great Marketing Strategy” Claims Local Dealer
A local drug pusher has today released ambitious plans to put his unique approach to marketing into a book which will contend that peer pressure is a highly effective way to market drugs to teens.
“I’ve been using peer pressure to shift quantities of drugs ever since I first stumbled across the strategy back when I was only selling small bits of hash in school,” claimed 23 year old mostly hash dealer Daniel who insists he can get you harder stuff if you give him a bit of notice. “I used to say to lads who were reticent to buy the drugs that only faggots didn’t smoke hash and that if they continued
“Pointing and laughing while calling them derogatory names which lampoon how much of a pussy and queer they are for not doing drugs is highly effective,” claimed Daniel. “No one in secondary school, particularly those who may be bent, wants to be known as a gayer so invariably they’ll make some kind of declaration that they’re not gay, at which point I’ll say prove it and have them smoke some blow.”
“Once they do that then it’s a case of building up the idea that if they buy weed from me then no-one will think they’re gay and they’ll be welcomed into the group, even if they don’t even do sports or get in fights,” he added.
Daniel makes the insight that people are driven to conform by with whatever their friends are doing to an extent that they’ll “copy how they dress, act, what music they like, what films they watch and hopefully, what drugs they do”.
“They’ll be terrified to go against what their mates are doing lest they become ostracized, and that’s the weakness I take advantage of to ply people with drugs,” concluded Daniel who is being honoured at the Young Marketeer Of The Year Awards. “It’s not hard really, make smoking weed dependent on the teens social acceptance by making them think that they’re gay if they don’t smoke it and they’ll constantly come back for more.”