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A Mexican man living in California has been receiving invites to a record number of parties after GOP Presidential candidate, Donald Trump, claimed that “Mexicans are bringing the drugs”. “I’ve always kept

Sales of creatine and tanning injections are set to soar in Australia after the lineup was released from premier meathead cattle market, Stereosonic. The annual festival is famed for attracting some of

Following news of his recent application for bankruptcy, rapper 50 Cent, is to release a follow up to his seminal debut album entitled Get Rich Again Or Die Tryin’. 40-year-old Queens native,

Under-fire popstar David Guetta has responded to claims that his promotional video for the F*** Me I’m Famous party in Pacha was racist by claiming “it’s not racist if they hate you

A Scottish man has appeared in court today charged with the sexual assault of his own mother following what has been described as a massive Buckfast binge. Ian McCourt, a 24-year-old Glaswegian

The music world is rejoicing today after legendary DJ duo Sasha and Digweed today announced that they were getting back together. Fans however were disappointed to discover that the former DJing couple

A young girl in the pub has been declared “one of the lads” after ordering a pint, like a bloke, instead of wine, like a chick. Sauntering up to the bar with

Scientists at Cern in Geneva have today announced a breakthrough in the creation of a force field after one was observed occurring naturally in a nightclub where a bunch of middle aged

A young digital DJ has today been caught wheeling around an empty records case to “prove he’s a real DJ” despite relying solely on USB. The DJ has been identified as 24-year-old

A Shoreditch based drug dealer, entrepreneur and hipster is reportedly “cleaning up” after successfully marketing artisan, hand-pressed, craft ecstasy tablets to the London borough’s hipster population. “I always did a steady trade