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A young cocaine user, Marcus Allen, has told Wunderground how he has been enjoying making a totally funny joke, which references his planned cocaine use over Christmas, any time someone mentions the

A well meaning but misguided Nebraska father, George Norton, has hospitalised and almost killed his teenaged son, Harry, after attempting to teach the ecstasy taking boy a lesson by making him “take

U.S. media organisations, like Fox News, are reportedly “frustrated” that their historically misleading reports on the dangers of drug and music crazes has failed to prevent Electronic Dance Music from occupying the

Because we’re such nice guys and such mavericks who start sentences with the word because, we’ve decided to hit your ear drums up with not one, but two mixes this week for

When we’re not busy slagging off David Guetta we also like to listen to music. Like this sweetness from Phonique & Erlend Øye, of Whitest Boy Alive, with serial remixer and hero,

U.S. performance artist, and owner of the world’s largest collection of rubber dinghies, Steve Aoki, has today announced that in 2014 he plans to astound his moronic fans with his most amazing

French DJ, David Guetta, has been on the receiving end of some harsh criticism from his Thanksgiving dinner guests who claim that the meal that the DJ “cooked by himself” for them

The search for a missing TV remote has been called off tonight after it was recovered in a refrigerator belonging to the owner of the remote control, Jack Maynard. It is believed

Loving the buzz off this track, shove it up your hole! Ear hole that is…it’s Track of the Day from Mark Henning and it’s called Exit Acid. Buy it on vinyl here

A study carried out by the European Parents Association has revealed that parents who reprimand their teenage children for “drinking and taking drugs” are only doing so out of “barely contained jealousy.”