Being In A Nightclub Causing Dealer To Magically Double Price Of Ecstasy To £10 A Pill
A scrupulous young ecstasy dealer has appalled the local clubbing community by magically doubling the price of his pills when they are bought within the confines of a nightclub.
Andrew Harris, a 25-year-old former business student from Essex who models himself on Jordan Belfort and uses the moniker The Wolf of Essex, reportedly will charge only £5 per pill normally but will raise that to £10 when inside the club.
“He’s a prick,” claimed one former friend, Alex Bryan who now always insists on meeting Andrew outside. “He doesn’t even do mate rates or slate, you’ll have to pay a tenner a pop and sometimes the pills are fairly shite.”
“I think he actually just gets off on the weird power he gets from acting notorious and flashing cash,” continued Alex who says that Andrew is always in the company of a snarky, puss-faced girl who, though hot, acts bored and annoyed during any interaction. “She’ll be nursing a gin and tonic and looking at her phone for the night, while he sits there and makes macho jokes about how cool he and his drugs are, nudging her every so often so that she appreciates his self-serving boasts.”
Witnesses claim that Andrew doesn’t even give testers anymore and will often make people go into the bathroom with him where he’ll affect an air of criminal menace while he completes the transaction.
“I remember dealers used to be just people who wanted to get the party going and not just there to make as much as possible,” explained one victim of Andrew’s price gouging, Douglas Maxwell. “I mean if they wanted to come to nightclubs for the sole purpose of exploiting people to make as much money as possible then they should have become promoters.”
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