Czech car manufacturer Skoda had reason to celebrate yesterday as it was revealed that an Amsterdam based drug consortium have decided to use the car company’s logo on its next batch of ecstasy tablets.
A spokesperson for the company said, ‘We’re absolutely shocked and delighted to be chosen as the logo for this batch of pills.’
‘You really know you’ve arrived as a brand when your logo appears on illegal ecstasy pills. It’s literally the stamp of approval. It’s the Hollywood Walk of Fame for global companies.’
‘All of the world’s biggest businesses have featured on pills, Coca Cola, Mercedes, Mitsubishi – we’re happy to be included among that group.’
‘I just hope that they’re quality pills and people get off their nuts, ‘concluded the spokesperson.
The special edition metallic blue Skodas are expected to hit the market some time later this year.
