Trouble looms in the world of fashion as Crocs have gone public in calling out Huaraches in a battle of the bastard-shoe.
It all kicked off on a night out after a passive-aggressive, middle class, size four, pink, women’s Croc had one too many glasses of wine and, according to onlookers, began to “shout her mouth off” about her equally despicable nemesis, the all black Huarache, referring to her as “trailer trash” and “small time”.
“If that childish little trainer wants to say something, she can jolly-well say it to my face,” announced the posh-twat Croc. “For years we’ve been the footwear that people laugh at and make fun of and now, all of a sudden, this little ghetto-shoe thinks she can push me to the back of the shelf by being the centre of attention when it comes to hideous footwear. I think not. Us crocs won’t go down without a fight.”
“I don’t care if she is from a big family,” continued the obviously riled and highly inebriated Croc. “She can call on her cousins who roll in gangs, Air Max, Jordans and Air Force One, I’ll be here waiting with my friends, Hunters wellies and jelly sandals.”
Wunderground spoke with the Huarache in question, to ask for her opinion on the fight, “She’s getting merked, fam,” confirmed the Huarache. “I ain’t having no up-her-own-arse bitch tell me what I can and can’t do. There’s a new kid in town and I’m gonna be runnin’ tingz in no time. Crocs have had their day. Don’t tell Uggs though, that chavvy bitch is crazy and still rules the roost.”
