Dimitri Vegas & Like Mike Take Brotherly Love A Step Too Far In Shocking Sibling Sex Scandal

Dimitri Vegas and Like Mike have been caught up in a massive sex scandal after the family members were caught performing a lewd act on each other in Las Vegas’s Luxor Hotel.

Police were called to investigate “loud and unusual noises” which, according to a witness, sounded like “a silver back gorilla playing tennis with Venus and Serena Williams during an earthquake” originating from the Greek-Belgian brothers’ Pharaoh Suit in the Egyptian themed hotel.

Farrah Swanson, a fellow hotel guest, described the incident, “The whole thing started at around two thirty in the morning, I was just settling down to sleep after an evening on the poker tables when the people in the room next to us started making a lot of noise.”

“At first it was just the TV, I’m a big Game of Thrones fan and I could clearly hear that’s what they were watching. I’d recognise the music a mile off but to be honest it was so loud that I could even tell what episode it was,” claimed the Vegas high roller. “It was the first episode, where the Stark kid sees the Lanister brother and sister fucking,” she bluntly added.

“After a couple of hours of TV things got really out of hand, you could here stuff bouncing off the walls, there was screaming and shouting. It sounded like someone was being assaulted so I called the police,” explained Mrs. Swanson. “At first I thought someone had gone mad after watching all of the violence in Game of Thrones but now I know the truth. They got randy from the sibling on sibling sex scene.”

Mike Thivaios of the duo released this statement earlier today, “In response to the claims made yesterday by the Las Vegas Police Department, I’d like to assure all our fans that this has been a horrible mix up. Dimitri and I both suffer from a severe sleep walking condition and it would seem that it was during one of our many episodes that the police entered our hotel room.”

“We are also keen yoga enthusiasts, it’s a great way to unwind while touring,” continued the statement. “Unfortunately there has been some cross over between our yoga and sleep walking and it appears that I was in the Low Warrior position directly behind Dimitri who was in the Downward Dog when police forced their way into out hotel room.”

“As myself and Dimitri both sleep naked we can see how this could come across as a lewd act but we would like to assure you all that this was one hundred percent innocent,” he concluded. “We’re looking forward to being able to look back on the whole incident and laugh in the not to distant future. Peace out guys. Like Mike.”

While it is unsure what action, if any, will be taken against the brothers, it seems that the incident will have little or no effect on the their careers, with a reported two thousand percent increase in sales for their 2013 mix album Bringing Home The Madness in incestual hotspots like North Carolina, Outer Mongolia and Wales.