A small time DJ has reportedly “struck gold” after his stalker turned out to be an attractive young woman.
Arkansas based Brian Spellman, a.k.a. DJ Spell Cheque, was recently voted Little Rock’s fourteenth best deep house DJ and has since found himself on the end of some well received attention.
“Being voted the fourteenth best deep house DJ in Little Rock is easily the greatest thing that has ever happened to me,” explained Spellman earlier today. “It’s opened all sorts of doors for me gig wise, I think I’ve had three separate bookings since it happened, and I’ve been getting all sorts of attention from the ladies.”
“I’ve even had my first stalker,” revealed an unconcerned DJ. “I always thought that if I got a stalker it would be some weird, fat, middle aged dude but it turned out it was a totally hot twenty one year old girl. What a result, we’ve been hanging out a lot lately. And by hanging out I mean I’ve been totally smashing that ass.”
“People are always like ‘do you not think it’s weird that she’s hangs around outside your house twenty four seven?’ but it doesn’t bother me at all,” continued DJ Spell Cheque. “It just means that she’s always close by if I want to fuck, sure, it can be kind of hard to get rid of her afterwards and I’m running pretty low on underwear, because she keep stealing them, but it’s still totally worth it, she’s hardly even turned psycho on me yet.”
According to stalker Martha Smith, she is going to spend the rest of her life with DJ Spell Cheque.
“I just love him so, so much. He’s going to give me tons of children and they’re all going to grow up to be famous DJs just like their daddy,” claimed the stalker. “They could even be more famous than their father because, eventually, I’ll have to lock him up to make sure none of those other slutty girls get their filthy hands on him. I have it all planed out, we’re going to be so happy together, forever.”
Unconfirmed reports suggest the relationship between Spellman and Smith has turned sour after the young lady tried to “take the DJ’s eyes” when he told her he thought they should spend some time apart. More on this as we get it.
