A dog’s bollix have been hotly tipped to take the coveted number one spot on this year’s eagerly awaited DJ Mag Top 100 DJs poll.
The illustrious number one spot has been held by the Dutch EDM maestro Hardwell for the last two year’s running and up until recently it was widely believed that either he or his compatriot Martin Garrix would scoop this year’s prize. However, in recent days, a relatively unknown dog’s bollix from England has emerged as the current favorite to take the crown.
Should the bollix, who belong to a Stafordshire Bull Terrier named Benji, take first place it would be the first time someone who was unplaced in the previous year’s list has ever made it to the top of the poll.
“It’s unheard of for a new addition to come straight in at number one,” claimed ninth placed DJ and general moronic idiot Afrojack, ‘but the dog’s bollix is generating a lot of hype on social media and with the right marketing campaign it looks like he really could be a record breaker.”
Despite the fact that Benji’s bollox have never played a DJ set, produced any music or even stepped foot inside a nightclub industry insiders are claiming that the canine testicles could be the perfect catalyst to breath some much needed new life into the EDM scene, which many believe has been stagnating in recent years.
“It’s great to see an unknown act break onto the scene and shake things up like this,” claimed fourteen year old EDM expert Steven Smithers. “I like EDM as much as the next school boy and I’ve been listening to all the best producers that Facebook tells me to but it just gets a little boring and monotonous after a while. I really can’t wait to hear what the dog’s bollix has to offer to the scene.”
EDM institution Steve Aoki has also commented on the emergence of the dog’s bollix, “I certainly wouldn’t want to take the stage after that act. There’s no amount of cake throwing and outrageous on stage antics that could hide my particular lack of talent following that. It’s literally the dog’s bollix, there’s just no competing with something like that.”
EDM experts are predicting that the dog’s bollix will be the “craziest pair of nuts” to arrive to the scene since Dimitri Vegas and Like Mike first emerged in 2008.
