The latest reports suggest that drinking at breakfast is now perfectly acceptable, but only if you call it brunch instead.
Numbers of people enjoying brunch are up by approximately five million percent on this time ten years ago, with everyone in the world set to have brunched at least once by the year 2023.
“For something that isn’t even a real meal, brunch has quickly become one of the busiest servings for many lots of restaurants, especially at the weekend,” claimed one food critic. “It’s not quite breakfast and it’s not quite lunch, but it comes with a shit load of alcohol so everyone seems to love it.”
“Ideally, you’re supposed to wait until just before midday to officially make it a brunch but if you want to get started with your drinking nice and early you can pretty much have brunch at any time you like, all you have to do is have at least two bites of food and use #brunch on Instagram and it becomes official, then you can drink all you like for the rest of the day.”
Stephanie O’Neill, a twenty eight year old receptionist from Dublin, Ireland, meets her friends for Brunch at least twice a month and claims they are some of the best days out she has ever had.
“Brunch is great craic altogether,” she told Wunderground. “We go to this place in town with bottomless mimosas, it’s brilliant. The secret is to get up early, have a decent breakfast a few vodkas before you go, get in there about twelve, eat a croissant and then skull as many mimosas as you can before they kick you out.”
“If you’re lucky, you’ll get until about three or four o’clock out of it and then you go and get lunch,” she continued. “And by lunch, I mean half a gram and about twelve strawberry daiquiris.”
According to reports, a new meal, set to be served somewhere between dinner and breakfast and likely to be called dinfast, is likely to emerge in the near future and make it acceptable to drink at any time during the day or night.
