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August 4, 2014
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Drunk Man Drawing On Passed Out Friend’s Face Accidentally Proves Einstein’s Theory Of Relativity

A drunk man who was drawing on a passed out friend’s face with permanent marker has inadvertently proved Einstein’s theory of relativity.

The impromptu discovery, which many leading scientists are calling the “greatest breakthrough since M.A. was added to M.D.”, could lead to a number of significant advances in the fields of physics and astronomy when confirmed.

Alan Neuton, a spokesperson for Science, claimed the discovery will “signal a new era for science” and could change everything we know about the universe and possibly lead to intergalactic travel in the not too distant future.

Mark Mitchell, the man who made the discovery, spoke to Wunderground earlier, “It was just supposed to be a bit of fun. I’ve always kind of understand thermodynamics and quantum theory but up until now I’ve always just thought of them as a bit of fun.”

“It was only after I’d drawn a cock and bollocks across my mates forehead that I realised I could be onto something big,” Continued Mr. Mitchell. “It was like looking at one of those magic eye pictures where the image pops out after you stare at the middle of for a couple of minutes,. Only instead it was the theory of relativity popping out of a face with a large cock and bollocks, a number of swastikas and an extremely life like Hitler moustache drawn on it.”

“I knew I was close to something really big but there was still something missing,” claimed Mitchell. “That’s when I seen it, it was glaringly obvious to be honest with you, I hadn’t drawn any jizz squirting from the cock helmet into my mates mouth. Once I added the splatters of sex wee the whole thing came together like a beautiful jigsaw or a couple of experienced lesbians.”

“It’s been a mad twenty four hours since I made the discoverey, everyone thinks I’m some sort of genius,” claimed Mr. Mitchell. “But to be honest I wasn’t trying to do it I was just having a bit of a laugh and I feel like a bit of a fraud. Now I know how David Guetta must feel when he’s on a line up that has other actual DJs on it.”

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