Iranian-American producer Dubfire has today invited all of his fans, who are looking to pursue a career in the music industry, to send any mixes, bootlegs or remixes that they have made directly to his Facebook account.
Dubfire, real name Ali Shirazinia, spoke to Wunderground – while sitting aloft a lavishly decorative high horse – earlier today, “Speaking as a world famous DJ and promoter of young talent, I love nothing more than reading through countless emails and FB messages from fans trying to break into the industry! Sometimes I’ll even repost the emails from lucky fans onto my Facebook page. I won’t even charge you for this exposure.”
“I always make sure to take a little bit of time out from my extremely busy schedule every single day to listen to what my fans have to offer,” explained Ali. “For example I’ll get up about midday then between one o’clock and three o’clock I’ll be photoshopping pictures of myself into the DJ Mag top 100 list, it’s amazing how realistic you can make something look when you practice doing it for two hours everyday. I’ve even sent a few of the pictures, that I’m really happy with, into DJ Mag to see if they’ll put me in their list but so far they haven’t responded,” he added.
“After photoshopping I always spend at least an hour reading messages and listening to my fans’ mixes,” he continued. “I like it when they tell me a tragic back story in broken, difficult to understand English about how they’ve been playing for three years and really love EDM,” he said sincerely. “And I’m not afraid to admit that I often imagine tears falling from my now lifeless eyes.”
“After that I finish off my day with a couple of hours of hair brushing followed by a good old fashioned prancing session in my bedroom with my cock and balls tucked between my legs,” he said with a smile. “I find sticking to my schedule religiously really keeps me grounded and helps me remember where I came from, which is the fictional city of Kings Landing from the popular TV show Game Of Thrones,” he added in his best generic British accent. “Which is, as we all know, a hotbed of electronic musical talent.”
We asked Ali if he ever finds reading and responding to all the messages he receives tedious, to which he responded, “Not at all, quite the opposite actually, I particularly like it when the url is broken or not working because it gives me the chance to do some sleuthing and track down your obscure and difficult to find soundcloud page.”
“I’m very aware that people starting out in the industry need a hand up,” he concluded. “And I’m more than happy to do this so please, please, keep sending me your mixes.”
Dubfire is a total fanny and you should not restrain yourself going after him.
Bahaha.. Epic one once again!
Whoever wrote this clearly is the one who likes dick, and has way too much time on his hands, this site is also a piece of shit dedicated to spreading garbage and lies about underground music, clearly run by some nerd who sits in his bedroom and wanks all day cause he’s too butt ugly to get a girlfriend , a job or a life 🙂
Also if your going to pick on anyone why not pick on some of the commercial retards like steve aoki, why pick on Ali who is one of the nicest most giving guys in Techno music, who does a lot to help others, I could tell by the first couple lines how fake and full of shit this was. GET A LIFE
That is all 😉
What an informative, witty and well thought out comment… You sir are a prince amongst men, a scholar, a shining star in this otherwise murky pit of feces we call the internet!
Kudos to you for not resorting to insults that seem like they were penned by a 14 year old call of duty player. May you have a long a fruitful career as an internet critic!
Apologies I had to write in the native language of the guy who wrote this piece of shit article.
Ok,you’ve made your point clear here the same as in Dubfire’s FB page…now go and suck his dick,you are really good at this…
hahahahahhaha lol lol lol he’s really good at it isnt he?
Even if the comments he made on his fanpage were true, who cares he who doesnt feel that way from time to time cast the first stone lol
dunno what he’s done to deserve you clogging up his social network accounts, but this chaps made some cracking tracks n remixes and has come across as a relatively nice guy in anything i’ve seen (albeit not recently) i’m intrigued who your wandering aim settles on next…http://youtu.be/8Fx8v3slNEc
I remember when you guys used to actually make me laugh. Grasping at straws covered in shit now really do you not think. Poor attempt at being funny.
seasons greetings, keep doing what your doing it was about time. and its done with class.