It has been revealed that the level of ecstasy use is surging in that bloke with his top off up the front.
Witnesses are claiming to have seen the unnamed man, who appears to be having the time of his life, take several ecstasy tablets in half hour intervals which they fear may be amounting to dangerous levels of the party drug.
“It’s a shocking amount of ecstasy for one person to have taken,” claimed one witness who says that the drugs are causing the bloke up the front to throw his hands in the air and rattle his jaw while leaning back with his eyes closed looking blissful. “If I had to guess I’d say that the drugs circulating through his system are reaching epidemic levels, enough that he may start gurning heavily and hugging and sweating on those around him.”
The witness claims that the young man, who is a regular raver in the club and always goes up the front to the right, may have taken as many as six ecstasy tablets already at only 1.00 am.
“The peak of the ecstasy consumption among men up the front is believed to be caused by the fact that this man, and others like him, are only 24 and have not yet become disillusioned with taking so many pills in one sitting, or rather standing,” continued the witness. “You take a high tolerance, his relatively young age, his appreciation of dance music and his being up the front reaching for the lasers and you’ve got reason enough to see why we’re seeing such high levels of consumption.”
Commentators have suggested that there is nothing to be done to combat the high levels of ecstasy in the young man’s brain and that we can only wait until the night peaks after which point the amount of MDMA in his system is set to dive while the amount of THC is set to spike throughout the comedown.
“If you or anyone you know is a bloke up the front then please ensure that you take your pills in a responsible way, in the toilet with some water where the bouncers can’t see,” concluded the witness. “Too many blokes up the front are too obviously mad out of it and risk getting their tops off or breaking their teeth on their teeth, we need to ensure that blokes up the front are safe and having a good night whistling and shouting ‘yeeeeooorrrwww c’mon’ when they recognise tracks.”
