A local pot head has reportedly asked one of his friends if he has ever heard of “the.. eh.. fucking.. what d’you call it?”.
William Morgan was left none the wiser after being asked the question and spent the next twenty minutes in vain trying to extract more information from his friend.
“I haven’t got a fucking clue what the prick was on about,” Mr Morgan told Wunderground earlier. “He’s always asking questions like that. Believe it or not, that was one of his better ones, they can be even vaguer that that, at least I know he was asking me about a certain thing, sometimes all he gets out is ‘have you?’ there’s no telling what the fuck he’s on about.”
“I think he actually forgets what he was going to say before he has the chance to get it out,” continued Morgan. “Then, he tries to buy time by pausing and stumbling through his words while he tries to think of something else to ask but he’s always too stoned to pull it off and nine times out of ten it just trails off to nothing, talking to him is more frustrating than watching porn without wanking.”
“I tried to find out what he was asking me about but the only further information I got out of him was ‘the… you know’, ‘thing-a-me-bob’, ‘what’s his name has one’ and ‘it does the thing’ so I still haven’t got a clue what he was talking about,” explained Morgan. “Eventually he just decided to skin up another spliff and that was the end of it.”
Wunderground also managed to talk to the pot head, “What? I didn’t say that to Willy, I don’t even think I was talking to him yesterday. Was I? Maybe I was asking him about the.. eh.. thingy but I don’t think he has one of them so I probably wouldn’t have. Who are you again?”
According to reports, nine out of ten questions asked by pot heads end in confusion and go unanswered, while the other one in ten questions is usually a request for skins or tobacco.
