It has been revealed that a forty seven year old women is still saying .com after words and at the end of sentences in an attempt to be quirky.
Ria Wood, of Norwich, England, is referred to by her colleagues as a “proper beg-it” and the “female Peter Pan” due to her relentless efforts in trying to be down with the kids by using common slang words and dressing like a teenager.
“She’s so annoying and tries far too hard,” said thirty year old Jenny who works alongside Ria. “She’s forty seven yet all she does is send SnapChat videos when she is supposed to be working. It’s fucking embarrassing. Today she said she was ‘bored.com’ and wished it was still the weekend as she had a ‘sick’ time with the girls. That sentence made me want to throw up in my mouth a little bit.”
Wunderground managed to get a few words with Ria to find out if she was as bad as Jenny made out, “Jenny is well jel of me,” announced Ria, “I got some exclusive Hurraches last week and she can’t handle it. She needs to get over it.com and be reem. I might teach her how to dab – but I doubt that would even cheer her up as when I tried to teach her how to do an upside down twerk, she just walked away.”
