Small time drug dealer and wannabe rapper, Nathan Grime, has revealed that he often breaks the first rule of drug dealing by getting high on his own supply.
Mr. Grime, a twenty six year old from East London, spoke about his decision to ignore the advice which has been highlighted in every single TV show or movie about drug dealing that was ever made, “I don’t listen to what people say, I get high on my supply every day. Man, I’ve been doing that shit for years and so far it’s never ended in tears.”
“I like to know the drugs I take are good, which is something you can’t do when buying drugs in the hood, at least I know I’m gonna get high, when sniffing big lines of my own supply,” continued the Cockney, who gave up using Cockney rhyming slang in 2009 in favour of a more conventional rhyming scheme.
“The quality of my drugs is really exquisite, so that…..,” he said before pausing for a rather long time while trying to think of a word that rhymes with exquisite. “Fuck. I’ve got to stop using words that don’t rhyme, I say things like exquisite all of the time. I could have said visit just to keep up the flow, but to put that in context would be difficult yo!”
“Sometimes I wish I could just speak normally, it would make it much easier when introducing myself formally, I started to rhyme to stand out from the crowd but I’d stand out just as much if I was loud,” he rapped remorsefully. “Now making rhymes and doing drugs is all that I’ve got, I can kiss goodbye to my dreams of owning a yacht. I hope I don’t get busted and thrown in the slammer because my ass would get raped with the ferocity of a jackhammer.”
Since giving this interview Mr. Grime has swapped drug dealing for a simpler life. He now spends his time selling sea shells by the sea shore.
