“Getting On The Bag” Now Considered World’s Most Popular Pastime
Latest statistics released by the World Statistic Organisation, or the WSO, have confirmed that “getting on the bag” is now the world’s most popular pastime.
According to Martha Badgerarse, a spokesperson for the WSO, almost fifty percent of the world’s population regularly get on the bag, making it “easily” the most popular pastime globally.
“Nothing even gets close to it,” claimed Ms Badgerarse earlier today. “Regionally, there are some things that are more popular. For instance, in the middle east eighty percent of the population regularly set petrol soaked American flags on fire and in Australia about sixty percent of people throw another shrimp on the barbie almost every day but, globally, nothing compares to getting on the bag.”
Wunderground spoke to Martin Greaves, a twenty eight year old bag advocate, “I love getting on the bag,” he confirmed. “I don’t do it every day but I’d definitely get on it at least two or three times a week.”
“The best thing about bags is that they’re extremely varied,” continued Mr Greaves. “You can have white, brown or green, and they’re just colours, there’s all sorts of different bags out there, there’s a bag for everybody. I can’t think of anything else I’d rather do then get on the bag.”
According to the WSO other globally popular pastimes include; hammering beers, smoking up and necking swedgers.