A young woman on ketamine has sadly lost her battle with forming a coherent thought.
Trainee nurse Alice Cox was reportedly at a party with friends when, after taking what doctors have described as a skyscraper bump of ketamine, she tragically lost her train of thought mere minutes after taking the psychoactive drug.
It is believed that Alice was trying to explain to a friend how if you put plant seeds into the filters of cigarettes you could actually help grow plants where people throw cigarette butts away or some other stoner pipe dream when the ket hit the back of her throat.
“She was talking some nonsense and then, when the ket hit her, she was mumbling nonsense,” claims witness and friend Andrew Blessington. “She just got a glassy confused look in her eyes and made a face like she was seeing something unusual but couldn’t describe it.”
At this point it is believed that Alice briefly snapped out of her wobble brained state to ask “what was I just talking about” before slumping back into the couch without waiting for an answer.
Witnesses have described the event as tragic but unavoidable citing the fact that no-one with that much ketamine in their system could be expected to do anything other than “gurn slightly and look vaguely confused never mind maintain a conversation”.
At this point it’s not believed that the thought which Alice lost was important and Alice is recovering well claiming that this is the 275th thought that she’s lost since she started taking ketamine and explained it away as “just one of those things that happens every weekend”.
