It has been confirmed that a girl heard shouting “oi oi” whilst out raving with her friends is “extremely keen” to let everybody know she is having fun.
Twenty two year old eyelash technician Becka Sampson, who is notorious for detailing every single aspect of her life on social media as a way of bragging to her friends about the great time she seems to be having, is believed to have been “literally screaming” the phrase, which means absolutely diddlysquat to most people, directly into her iPhone as she filmed herself attempting to be cute and sexy at the same time.
“Everybody knows I’m mental and this proves it,” shouted a highly enthusiastic Becka. “My SnapChat and Instagram followers love seeing drunk, messy videos of me and my squad doing all sorts of weird and wonderful shit, like drinking booze, taking drugs, and dancing to loud house music in a dark room. I have a reputation to live up to, people expect me to attend all the best places and I don’t want to let them down. They love seeing my face.”
Wunderground managed to speak to Liam Hayes, who was down the front of the rave when he overheard the classically shit “oi oi” chant from Becka, “That girl was a bit of a div to be honest,” he told us. “She was well fit but she kept shouting ‘oi oi’ and ‘faaaakkkk offff’. I had no idea who she was telling to fuck off but she was smiling and filming herself while she was doing it. She seemed to get louder the more people watched her.”
“Weirdly, as soon as she put her phone away she transformed into a normal girl,” continued Liam. “It was like a twitch, the minute the phone came out she was dancing harder, being louder and acting like a goon. The phone went away and she’d do a bump, like the rest of us, and enjoy the music. I’m sure most people dancing near her thought she had a split personality.”
