It has emerged that a girl who uploaded a photograph of herself to Instagram with the hashtag #JustWokeUp had secretly been awake for hours.
Self-proclaimed photographer and model, Becca Smith, is said to be “on the prowl for a boyfriend as well as a modelling contract” and it is understood she “doesn’t give a fuck” which comes first as they are both brilliant career choices, which can be easily obtained by some simple Instagram activity.
“People must see my photos and think WOW she looks amazing for someone who has just got up,” announced Becca. “My hair and face are so on point in the photos that I bet other girls are, like, super jealous of me. The idea behind the hashtag #JustWokeUp is that people think I’m chill enough to upload a morning photo without being high maintenance.”
“Blokes will think it’s cute and sassy that I do it and that I’m actually fit without trying to be. In reality, I have honking morning breath and look as rough as a badgers arsehole when I roll out of my grotty little pit of doom. It takes four hours to master that ‘just got out of bed’ look. I’m like a beautiful, criminal mastermind by the time the photo gets taken.”
Wunderground managed to speak with Becca’s friend Trish with regards to her Instagram behavior, “It is so fucking embarrassing,” laughed Trish. “She gets up at six a.m to work on her look, then she’s ready for a photo upload at around ten-ish. She thinks a top modelling scout will see the pictures and assume if she looks that good first thing, how amazing will she look on a catwalk or in a catalogue. She doesn’t realise people see right through her pathetic behaviour.”
“My mum always tells me to get a job, but this is full time work,” continued Becca. “I’m a photographer, make up artist and a model. I take photos of myself posing, every single day. Nobody pays me for it but I don’t care as eventually I’ll get scouted by a model agency or some some rich bloke will want to get with me. Everybody has goals they work towards and these are mine.”
