Girls Seeking A “Chilled First Night” In Ibiza Seen Leaving Amnesia At 8am

It has been revealed that a group of girls who claimed they were excited to have a “chilled first night” on their week long Ibiza trip, were seen leaving Amnesia at eight a.m. the following morning.

Nineteen year olds; Alice, Carol and Jess, from Liverpool, England, who are often mistaken for a young tribute act to Atomic Kitten, claimed they wanted to “get a feel” for life in Ibiza before going to a “proper rave”, by relaxing with some cocktails on their opening night but instead found themselves gurning the night away on Amnesia’s terrace.

“It was our first time in Ibiza, so we intended to go easy to begin with,” claimed Alice. “We thought it would be wise if we settled in to it by having a quiet drink before getting an early night in preparation for a day at the beach. We were only on our second drink when we made friends with some messy bastards. After a couple of balloons, they ended up back at our hotel for a few lines of beak before we all went to Amnesia together. We were all in fucking bits. So much for relaxing.”

“I’m not proud of our behaviour,” laughed Jess. “It shows we have zero willpower as soon as we heard Loco Dice was playing, we literally jumped at the chance to go and get on it. Within a matter of hours we went from having hair and makeup on-point, to looking like ghouls from a horror movie. It was worth it though as he was sick.”

Wunderground spoke to Carol to find out how the rest of the trip panned out, “Exactly how it started,” she cheekily confirmed. “Once those floodgates opened, they didn’t shut. I only had six hours sleep the whole week. We got through seventy five pills, eighteen grams of ket, fifteen grams of coke and twelve bottles of poppers. We went to a different party every day and a different club every night. If I am honest, I am gutted I chilled out on the first hour of the opening night when I could’ve been getting off my pickle.”