It has been revealed that a group of loud and lairy women en-route to Marbella were secretly desperate for bed, despite acting like they were ready to party non-stop for five days.
Having knocked back the prosecco since six a.m in the departure lounge at Gatwick airport, the forty-woman strong posse were overheard bragging “Nikki Beach better watch out” and “Ocean Club won’t know what’s hit it” in a bid to convince passers-by that they know how to party.
“Me and the girls come out to Marbs every year and all the clubs remember us,” shouted forty seven year old ringleader and local rent-a-gob, Louise. “We get free shots everywhere we go because are all well crazy and well up for it. All the blokes love it when we come out to play. I reckon I will get my tits out later! Girls on tour. Oi oi!”
Wunderground managed to speak to twenty five year old beauty therapist, Kerry, ahead of the five days of apparent carnage, “I’ve had four vodkas and can do with a nap if I’m honest,” moaned Kerry. “We always chuck our money about like millionaires and throw the booze back like there’s no tomorrow, but in reality, we are all a bunch of weekend warriors who end up in bed after four hours of drinking. If anything, I see going to Marbs as an opportunity to get a bit of sun and catch up on some well needed sleep while I’m away from the kids.”
It has been confirmed that by the time the Easy Jet flight landed in Malaga, seventeen of the girls had called time on their first day of boozing.
