A group of fresh faced lads have been refused a flight home from Ibiza after security claimed they clearly hadn’t done the island correctly, prompting security alerts.
Onlookers were left “in stitches” as the group of six boys from Leeds, England, were marched out of the departure lounge, put in a taxi, and sent directly back to Bora Bora, having been told to “do it right or stay all winter”.
“The boys had no idea what to do when armed security surrounded them,” laughed twenty four year old onlooker Jane Clements. “Everybody in Ibiza airport looks like fucking shit. They are either on some rotten comedown or are still buzzing having come directly from Space or DC10. It’s just the way things are in over there. When the boys rocked up clean shaven and full of the joys of spring, you instantly felt the mood of the place change. Security had spotted them and that’s when it all kicked off.”
Wunderground spoke with Juan Torres, head of security at Ibiza airport, to find out what prompted their involvement, “We are trained to look out for suspicious characters,” he explained. “In this day and age, after the 9/11 atrocities and the Paris attacks, we have to be totally vigilant when it comes to threats on us. We are here to serve and protect – so seeing six lads looking fresh faced after a week in Ibiza definitely caused the alarm bells to ring.”
“We appreciate the caliber of people Ibiza attracts,” continued Juan. “Hedonists come here to party hard and take drugs, meaning outbound flights are usually like an episode of The Walking Dead. These boys went against everything we know and, for that reason alone, they were refused their flight. It was for the safety of all of the other passengers. They need to go and spend three days in Playa d’en Bossa taking MDMA and ketamine before we can consider letting them board an outbound flight.”
