A man has been removed from a wedding following an altercation with the bride after complaining about the lack of free bar.
Police were called to Rowhill Grange Hotel Spa and Utopia based in Kent, England, at around five p.m., after a guest was said to have “aggressively called out” the newlyweds for spending forty grand on a dress and venue but not sticking “a fucking penny” behind the bar, forcing people to pay for drinks out of their own money.
“Tight cunts that pair,” claimed thirty nine year old Bob Dawson. “I get they’ve spent a load of dough on a plush venue and all the outfits, which is nice, but who actually gives a shit about that? The bride? Yes. The groom? Not a fucking chance. The guests? Hell no. All us guests care about is the free meal and how many free drinks we can neck. The fact we got one measly glass of Prosecco is a fucking outrage. I hope they feel ashamed of themselves. Worst wedding I’ve been to in ages.”
Wunderground spoke to PC Daly, who was called to the scene and responsible for breaking up the fight, “To be fair, when I arrived I thought what type of wanker has a pop at a bride on her wedding day but, after hearing the chain of events, I’m inclined to agree with Mr Dawson,” confirmed the policeman. “Perhaps he could have been a bit more polite about it but, let’s face it, he only said what the other eighty odd people were thinking.”
“It fucks me off when a bride spends thousands on centerpieces, flowers or photo booths. It’s a waste as that money should be put towards letting guests get fucking buck wild. I can confirm Mr Dawson wasn’t arrested, I dropped him into a local pub.”
